Blue Heaven
Frequently Asked Questions

Who are ya?
We're an independent fanzine publication written for and by supporters of the sporadically-mighty St.Johnstone F.C. We were launched on-line in July 1997, and in February 2001 took an unprecedented "step backwards" in technology to move into the printed fanzine market. In fact, we reckon we're the only fanzine to have started out as a website and moved into print, rather than doing it the other way round.


What do you do?
Sometimes lots - at other times very little, depending on how lazy we feel. In 1998 we launched the now-legendary Biscuits For Scotland campaign, and in the following year we masterminded the Star Saint Of The Decade award.

Through sales of our printed fanzine, we've also been able to donate cash to various Saints-related causes and involve ourselves in a bit of club sponsorship. Most notably, we donated £200 to the testimonial fund of injured ex-Saintee Alan Morgan, successfully bid £245 for Allan Preston's last ever Saints jersey, and have spent around £1250 on player sponsorship. At the moment we're proud to sponsor Darren Dods for the fourth year in a row, and we also previously sponsored youth system product Emmanuel Panther (now with Partick Thistle, but we try not to hold it against him).


Can I contribute?
All contributions are welcome - we're always on the scrounge for your articles, photos, jokes, letters, ideas, etc. And if you've got any snaps of yourself wearing a Saints top or waving a Saints flag in some far-flung location, you might want to take a look at this page. Our e-mail address is editorial@blueheaven.org.uk.


Why are there adverts on the site, you bunch of sell-out merchants?
Reluctantly, we caved into the pressures of capitalist society and added Google advertisements to the front page of the site in April 2004. This decision was made because of the spiralling costs of keeping the site - and, in particular, the forum - up and running.

We'd like to ask all of our readers to click on these ads as often as possible (whether you then buy anything from our sponsors, or even bother to read what their sites are all about, is up to you), as it's become increasingly apparent that unless this site starts to generate some income, it can't continue to run in its present state. All cash generated from these ads will go straight back into the upkeep of the site, and in the unlikely event of funds being left over, it'll be put towards a worthy Saints-related cause such as the sponsorship of a player.


Who are your favourite celebrities?
Leo Sayer, Eva Herzegova, Jeff Capes, Lorraine McIntosh, Sister Wendy, love rat Darren Day, Susanna Hoffs and Ray Meagher. Oh, and Shola Ama.