Blue Heaven
Fanzine
We're a bunch of lazy bisoms here at blue heaven Towers, which best explains why there hasn't been a print edition of the fanzine since way back in August 2001.

Still, we're a fickle bunch and you never know when we might get a second wind - so carry on sending us your your articles, jokes, letters, cartoons, stories, ideas, photos, etc, etc. And hey - if our shunning of the printed media turns out to be terminal, we can always use the good stuff here on the web site.

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Here's what Footie51.co.uk said about us:

"St Johnstone fans should do themselves a big favour next season and make sure they pick up a copy of Blue Heaven. The monochrome presentation belies the very entertaining and 'colorful' content.

Recent drug scandals and player sackings have provided some very good ammunition for the editorial team at Blue Heaven, but a look back at previous issues shows a continual high standard of writing whatever the topic.

Humour highlights include the regular 'Blue Heaven Shop' and words of wisdom can certainly be found in 'Sutherland Speaks' a regular column from Richard Sutherland.

Some very good articles on the merits of Australian talent and an entertaining look at the fortunes of ex-Saints were just a few of the goodies in issue 5 and personally I can't wait for issue 6 next season.

Anyone interested in St Johnstone and Blue Heaven should also check out the fanzine's top notch web site."

Back Issues
If you're interested in some reading material for while you're sucking on your Werther's Original and watching old Hovis commercials, then some of these might take your fancy. All of our back issues are available by mail order - anyone interested in making a purchase should e-mail fanzine@blueheaven.org.uk for full details.



Issue 6: PUNCH & JUTEY August 2001
Davie Irons interview; 2000/01 Season Review; SP Hell; "Of Saints and Foxes"; Super Marco Kart; Hospital Radio; TOSSAs 2001; The Weakest Tink; 10 More Months . . .

Issue 5: THE DRUGS DON'T WORK February 2001
Allan Preston interview; Pair Of Charlies; I've Got a Brand New Combine Harvester; JP McBride; Ex-Saintees; The Wizards From Oz; Hun Watch 2001; Super Marr Bros; Don Ivano's Diary; The Wee Red Book.

Issue 4: WEE HENRY November 2000
Henry Hall interview; Early season report card; History of crap hair; Vinny Arkins; A day out at Brunton Park; Cosby's Rage; TFODTV - The Bigot Channel; Johnny Foreigner; Messing about on the river.

Issue 3: SEXY FOOTBALL August 2000
Star Saint of the Year; The Great Dane; Home Support Only?; Gratuitous Nudity; A day out at Easter Road; Forza Il Biscotti; A Letter From America; Let's all laugh at Keevins; Saintee ex-pats; The TOSSAs; Who the Hell are we?; St.George and the fictional dragon; Mascots doin' it for themselves.

Issue 2: ROD THE GOD April 2000
Roddy interview; The price of success; Alan Morgan testimonial fund; Why we hate Scumdee; Famous Coagies who've got on our nerves; Perth Super League; A day out at Ibrox; Playing for kicks; Sectional Saintees; The adventures of Wee Moorey and his burger van.

Issue 1: A NEW HOPE February 2000
Sergei interview; Star Saint of the Decade; We draw TFOD far too often in the Cup for my liking; Aggie Queen of Scots; Alex Mathie's Fitba Academy; Andy Rhodes - incredibly fat goalkeeper with no friends; Alf Stewart is a flamin' mongrel.