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McDiarmid Moaners read on...
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Everyone knows that firing demeaning personal abuse at footballers makes
them play better - IT'S A FACT, OKAY! But, despite the pleasures that can
be drawn from paying up to £20 to insult the very people you claim to
support, there have always been two problems:
1. A good moaner will use up so much energy loudly maligning his own team
that, come the evening, he'll have precious little energy left to engage
in those ever-enjoyable rift-creating slanging matches with friends and
family.
2. Almost unbelievably, there are those within the McDiarmid crowd who are
of the ridiculous opinion that blatant mockery has no positive effect,
and the resultant confrontations can detract from the dedicated moaner's
best efforts to fire a bout of well-timed slander at a carefully selected
on-field target.
Thankfully though, blueheaven has the answer to both of
these problems thanks to a brand new on-line service that's destined to
revolutionise moaning as we know it, and bring common barrackings crashing
into the 21st century.
All you have to do is visit this page before every Saints game and use
the form below to deliver a web-based slap in the face to the virtual
doorstep of whichever victim you choose...
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